MNA Allstars 2005 photo gallery

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Socialsports Paddington winter league finals action - Allstars vs GRUM!

Lurch stands on the GRUM shooter to make it look like he can really jump... :-)

Allstars (champions!) and PPS (4th place) post-finals at Paddington (Winter 2004-5)
Standing l-r Steven (supporting!), Dave P, Estelle, Gary, Susie, Maria, Marlie, Al, Katie, Andy G, Andy D, Fiona, Umi: front l-r Anna, Roz, Nick, Louise (+ absent: Dave L, Alex, Hannah, Justin, Clare, Mel, Heather, Lucy, Paula)

Recidivists - runners-up in the Paddington Social division Winter 2004-5.
l-r: Dave, Jay, Jules, Steven, Kelly, Sharon, Bernard (+ absent: Dan, Cat, Kate)

Bitchy comments are exchanged as the team discusses who might be in the Allstars for next season...

Wot no trophies again? Some of the Allstars parade their Winter league awards (Tshirts!) at the presentation night party (l-r Al, Julie, Andy, Estelle, Marlie, Susie)

We're in the team bus and we're all off to Brean!

... See, at Brean you even get a trophy for being Runners-up! The Allstars at Brean (we lost by a single goal in the final). l-r (back) Marlie, Shaun, Dave, Gary, Al, Jo-Anne, (front) Roz, Estelle, Anissa.

(Most of) the 3 Brean squads! Standing l-r: Steven, Shirall, Corrine, Dave Pollard, Andy, Dave Povey, Hannah B, Shaun, Tom, Estelle, Al, Marlie; Sitting l-r: Tracey, Maria, Sharon, Fiona, Gary, Roz, Jules, Anissa, Jo-Anne; missing - in the showers? - Janan, Hannah O, Joel, John, Mike, Donna.

Andy's attempts to control the children at the School Disco fails miserably...

"Netball is great, but really I just want to DANCE!"

Sarah tries to teach Dave and Marlie how to "do the hustle"...

NO Dave, the ball goes in from the TOP!

Marlie stops to watch Shaun's illustration of classic defensive technique!

Dave uses his secret powers of telekinesis to levitate Estelle and Nis!

Ah the old high ball in...!

Whaddaya mean I'm not drunk at all... WHOOOPS!

Trust Mike to get in with a team called the Scrubbers :-)

Own up, who spiked the President's drink?

Nail it Estelle!

Allstars win at Youinvent! L-R: Alistair, Petra, Jules, Andy, Marlie, Hannah, Ian...

... for which we won a coolbag full of beer! Is this BEFORE or AFTER prizegiving? :-)

Mmm is that pass QUITE where we expected? :-)

Andy's shooting is SOOO spectacular everyone stops to watch...

Lurch is just TOO BIG!!!

Hanna offers her opinion of the day's standard of umpiring :-)

Colin's cross from the byline just eludes Al... Er, that IS soccer, right?

This is what a liquid lunch can do... Hannah can't let go, Pets has let go completely, Jules doesn't know where she is (or seem to care) , and Justin is talking to his imaginary friend again...

What a bunch of skankie hoes! :-) Winners again at CMO! L-R (back) Andy, Hannah O, Ian, Glen, Anna, (front) Ali, Larry, and (inset) Debbie (who went home early!)

The Allstars at Dominoes in Manchester - L-R Tanny, Corrine, Ian, Hannah B, James Ali, Andy (+ Hayley who'd run off!)

Susie and Jude take time out from the netball to enter the synchronised drinking competition...

... Hmmm ever seen the VSL girls do that to the NETBALL poles?

The MNA Allstars squad at the Southfields tournament... L-R Anson, Roz, Tanny, Julia, Andy, Ian, Hilly, Kirsty. Hmmm, uncanny resemblance to ...

...the MNA Nomads, who actually won! Er.... Anson, Roz, Tanny, Ian.... :-)

Allstars at Warwick October 05 - L-R Hannah, Jen, James, Elise, Andy Becky, Hayley...

...and Avatars at Warwick October 05! Rachel, Anson, John, Tina, Kirsty, Jess, Hannah.

Everyone waits for the large squirrel on the post who has snagged the ball to let go and drop it back into play...

... and talking of hallucinations, frightening manifestations of Mr Nipples invade Sharon's acid flashbacks....!

Avatars at the Croydon Charity event - L-R Ian, Gary, Neil, Mike, Dave, Steven... And Anson, looking worried? :-)

And Allstars at the same! R-L Glen, Rob, Andy, John, Chris, Damien, and... a beskirted sub from Nuts about Netball in disguse! :-)

We played the girls too :-) The Composite Stars and the Croydon Select Ladies!

Glen has a basketball moment... Tsk tsk!

Good grief he ALMOST looks like a shooter...! How that camera can lie... :-)

The official mass MNA photo at Dublin, in stark contrast to the individual team photos (see below)... L-R (standing) Ian, Steven, Mwitwa, Estelle, Dave, Mike, Kirsty, Andy, Marlie, Neil, Anson, (kneeling) Becky, Sharon, Roz, Elise, Nis and Nick.

The Stars have an awkward moment when Mike is accused of farting...

...And some of the Sluts lose their composure when the photographer's trousers fall down.

Part man part donkey! Nick's famous Eeyore impression...

...has unfortunate consequences after he actually eats the bananas.

Meanwhile, on court, something goes badly wrong with the Simon Says routine...

..and Roz illustrates why she was awarded player of the tournament in Dublin (and this is while playing as GA!)

Becky has an unfortunate moment trying to snort something off the table...

Jude wonders how she'd look as a male pornstar after the operation.

Children, be warned - this is what happens if you drink!

The opposition try offering the umpire oral sex in order to get the calls going their way...

Meanwhile, James is so focused on defending the post that he fails to notice everyone else has gone home.

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