Beware the Eurocrat, old mate!
His tape of red, his greedy paws
He'll make all your bananas staight
So say, 'Up yours, Delors!'

He'll bind you with his Krautish rules
His kilos and his human rights
In fact, he and his frog's-leg fools
Cause all of Blighty's blights

He's why a horde of Turks and Poles
Steal jobs from Pete and Trevor
He's why your team just missed that goal
And why we have this weather...

from "Alice in Brexitland"

I've moved to sunnier shores, so please find here my profile at Bocconi University, and my personal website at